Two words. . . . .the first one that immediately comes to mind is TRAFFIC. The next one that comes to mind is superficial, more on that later.
To answer your first question about celebrity sightings, the initial answer is No. Unless you count some random dude at the hotel pool that was some one-liner in an Adam Sandler movie, then the answer is Yes. I don’t remember him, but apparently he was the Jets quarterback in Mr. Deeds. More on our other celebrity sighting later.
We decided to split up our time between 2 hotels to dapple in more waters. The first hotel was the Ayers Hotel. It was nice, had tall ceilings in the guest rooms, and included breakfast. The pool area was a nice courtyard style, with those white stringy lights up in the palm trees surrounding the pool. We soaked in the hot tub for as long as we could stand. . ..15 minutes. It got a little toasty.


Jeff and I above Hollywood Boulevard!
Our first matter of business the next day was Hollywood. We started with Rodeo Drive. It wasn’t what I had pictured, but there’s nothing wrong with that. The place is a little odd. The entrance to 90% of the stores were guarded on either side by a stoic foreign person. And when I say guarded I mean that literally. We passed Harry Winston and there was one person in front of each of the two doors with their bodies positioned inches from the front of the door, just peering out. Also, it is very obvious the dollar is in the tank because everywhere we went there were people from Asia, Europe, etc. buying everything in sight. It got a little frustrating though just because they were so loud and secondly because they were very oblivious to the people around them (i.e., stopping in the middle of the sidewalk, cutting you off as you walk, cutting in line, etc.). It’s nice to have people visit, I mean, we’re visitors, it would just be nice if they were a little more aware. The stores were very nice though and they definitely had a lot of stuff we wanted, maybe on our next trip we will be able to buy something, let’s say from Cartier, Harry Winston, Tiffany, Jimmy Choo, Armani, Louis Vuitton, and the list goes on. On our way back to the car we decided to detour by Sprinkles Cupcakes, you know, the one that you see on TV. There was quite a line outside and OF COURSE we waited in it!! As we waited a car drove by and the passenger yelled “It’s not that good!” He lied, they were delicious. If you could taste Heaven, this would be it. We got a box of 6 (dark chocolate, black & white, red velvet, strawberry, marshmallow crème, and lemon coconut). We split 4 and had to call it quits until later . . . and we ran out of milk to wash them down.

We went on to drive down Sunset Blvd which was supposed to have a great view of the Hollywood Sign, but we never saw it from the road. We drove through Bel-Air Estates and Beverly Hills. You would never “see” a celebrity home because they are so guarded by 10 foot shrubbery and security cameras galore! We toured Mann’s Chinese Theater and Kodak Theater (from the outside). The Kodak Theater is where they hold the Academy Awards and the finale of American Idol. It was near that area that we got our best glimpse of the Hollywood sign. Then we wandered around and made our way back to the hotel. Dinner was at the hotel and then we went to the Laugh Factory.

I had never really heard of the Laugh Factory until we got here and Jeff was telling me about it. Subsequently we realized we had seen it before, but on TV. It’s where “Kramer’ went on his rant and tirade while doing a show. You can see that on YouTube. Well, because of that incident, you can no longer take pictures during the show. . ..boo! We were there to see Harland Williams, Damon Wayans and Dane Cook. What an awesome show. This was our only other celebrity sighting, although I’d call it more than a sighting. We were in the third row. . .we could have reached up and high fived, it was that close of a venue. They were all very funny!
On our way home from the show, what else did we encounter??? TRAFFIC!! Yes, traffic at midnight, it never ends.
Now, back to that superficial part: We have never seen so many people “trying” to be celebrities in our life. For example: We checked into the Ritz Carlton at Marina del Rey for our second half of the stay in LA. When in Rome right?? Upon check-in we were informed of a pool party on Sunday. We were more than happy to attend with our best people watching-sunglasses. You should have seen the way some of the ladies pranced around the pool deck. . ..bikinis and high heels and big brimmed hats, carrying flutes of champagne. . .who are these people!!!! It’s like they think they are auditioning for some role in a movie. Like they think some kind of talent scout is at the hotel pool! They had it all going on. . .the strut, the champagne flutes, the pout, oh boy. It was totally done in an over the top fashion that was tacky, not classy. The lady lounging in front of us at the hotel pool felt free to offer up to her buddies that her “manager” was going to meet her at the pool to “do business”. Gimme a break! All in all it was a great viewing experience that must be typical of LA. Gag! We did enjoy the pool though, it was saline, not chlorine. And the lounge chairs were nice, and the hot tub was nice and the view of the marina was great too. It was even better just after sunset the way they lit it up. Nice.
After our poolside entertainment and sunburn (WITH sunscreen, mind you) we went to Palm Springs to take an aerial tram ride up the side of a mountain to see what we could see. It was called the Palm Springs Aerial Tramway. They have cable cars, the kind that dangle, that can hold 80 people each! The floor revolves 360o and it’s a fantastic view! You can take the ride up to the top and enjoy a meal (fine dining or café) or a drink and overlook the earth below. Literally I say earth because we were over 8000 feet above sea level, that’s higher than a mile, and NOT in a plane! We opted for a coffee with Bailey’s since it was slightly cool up there. Which brings me to another dummy story! As we were walking around the pathways at the top of the mountain and looking out on the overlook I couldn’t help but overhear this woman saying to her family the following . . . and I quote “I thought it would be warmer up here since we’re closer to the sun?” Are you serious?? I was amazed that came out of an adult woman’s mouth!

It was another quick 5-7 minute ride down, with everyone reacting as a group with a big “whoa!” every time we went over some rollers on the towers holding the cables up. Then we saw some bright children in the parking lot trying to play with a wild raccoon. All we could picture was Will Ferrell in Elf trying to give the raccoon a hug. The drive home took 2 hours and we packed up our stuff and went to bed. We were headed for Hawaii in the morning and needed to be up early.